Valentine's day is the WORST holiday of the year! Seriously. Now, I'm not some bitter crazy person who's been smite-ed by the love gods. I'm not even single this year! I just honestly hate this day. Besides the fact that it is a completely commercialized holiday (who needs flowers and chocolates only ONE day a year?), it's also just an all around sucky day--FOR EVERYONE.
First of all, let's talk about all the single ladies out there. Most of these girls are depressed because, of course, they're single. But fret not my friends! Grab some girls who are also single and head on over to a lingerie store! Even if you don't buy anything, you'll get a kick out of the experience and have a ball with your girls! Then, grab some goodies and treat yourself to some yummy brownies! OR...choose my all-time favorite...Funfetti cupcakes! They're certain to put you in a good mood! :)
We also have to talk about the relationship gals. While I actually have a boyfriend this year, I am taking myself out of this category because I never EVER celebrate this day. Anyways...we have to split the relationship peeps into two groups...the grossies and the saddies. There really are only these two extremes.
The grossies are those typical girls who looovvvee Valentine's Day and everything about it. They have the 'perfect' boyfriends and get lovey dovey presents and eat at a fancy restaurant on this day. They say they are 'just sooo happy it's Valentine's Day.' Well how about this ladies--why can't your boyfriends be 'Valentine's Day sweet' everyday?!! It shouldn't take one day for them to tell you how much you mean to them. If they do...they're clearly not worth your time.
The saddies are the girls who wanna be the grossies. They have all these crazy expectations about how wonderful their boyfriend will be today and how amazing the night will be. But, honestly, with hopes so high, how can anything go right? These girls are always disappointed by night's end and will never have a happy Valentine's Day. They should just turn into me! haha Instead of going to a fancy dinner tonight, I'm taking a pole dancing class with my friend! Please don't judge me on this! From what I hear, it's a great workout and tons of fun! Plus, we got a super good deal on the classes! In any case...I'd much rather spend my night doing this than gaining an extra ten pounds stuffing back all the food from a fancy dinner (which is probably overpriced anyways)!
So...here's what I say...GET OVER IT PEOPLE! It's just another day on the calendar!!! If you only need one day of the year to show you're in love, then guess what...you're probably not in love. Might as well become one of those single girls again! Funfetti can never let you down like a guy can! ;)
Either that...or just don't celebrate it! Make everyday a LOVE day! Oh...and go out and try something new today! Like pole dancing!
Happy Loving y'all! ;)
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