How I'm Going to Become Famous

My friend from NC is in town and yesterday we had the pleasure of going to a movie premiere!  Now I don't mean we got to go in and watch the movie, but we were the crazy bystanders hoping to get a glimpse of some famous peeps!

Aaron Eckhart (sweetie that he is!) totally came out into the crowd to sign autographs and take pics!  He even took one with us!  And shook my hand twice! ;)  Oh yeah baby!!!  In case you are not a celebrity gossip whore like some of us, Aaron Eckhart was Harvey Dent/Two-Face in The Dark Knight!  He's a Silver Fox for sure!! ;)

Anyways, while I was waiting to be a fake paparazzi and stalk all my new fave celebs, I came up with a plan on how I could become famous too! (With minimal amount of work of course!)  Here's how it's gonna go:

• First, I need to find a bodyguard, who I will always call Bodyguard!  Let's face it, every hot up-and-coming celebrity has a bodyguard to protect them from the crazed paparazzi!!  So, I must have the same!  Here's an example of what Bodyguard could/must look like (to the right).  I'm now taking applications for the position of Bodyguard.  If you or someone you know fits the bill, hit me up!  You're probably already hired! :)

• Next, I need a group of fake paparazzi!  In order for the Hollywood tourists to believe that I'm actually a celeb, I need tons of people to be vying for my picture and autograph!  This is a crucial role!  If you live in LA and are my friend (or want to be my friend), you're hired!  The more the merrier!

• I will take a trip to Hollywood (where all the tourists thrive) and then the famous-ness begins!!!

• My famous name will be TerriAnna...dropping the Johnson completely and combining my first and middle names.  The paparazzi will start yelling TerriAnna TerriAnna, over here, can we get a picture?? etc. etc. And then Bodyguard will have to protect me!  At this point, all the tourists will be like..."Who is this girl?  She must be super famous!"  And then, they'll want to find out who I am!

• I'll have a website and tons of celebrity (fake) pictures!  It's gonna work out just great!  Who's with me??!!